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hehehehe [24 Jun 2005|09:00pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Tonight I am spending the evening watching _emilydickinson and anne_bradstreet going at it like a pair of bitches in heat.

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Well hello there ladies ;) [27 May 2005|11:30am]
[ mood | horny ]

WTF?

Who the hell is wyndham_earle?

I've never read any of his poetry anyway.

Jesus christ.

I haven't even really started this journal yet [and we all know why that is don't we opheliablue you bitch?] and I've got so many friends.

I am so fucking awesome.

Sometimes I get so exhausted from all the sex I have that I forget that I might have already asked this wanker who the hell he is. oops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Wynd my friend!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU, you ROCK

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Oh great... [03 May 2005|06:58am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Christ, I don't believe it.

That bleepbleepbleep Ted Kooser has a LiveJournal too now AND he has friended me.

That lazy cow, opheliablue, hasn't let me log in for ages so I only just noticed.

I had to add him back really. It would have been rude not to and I am nothing if not polite. Even though I know he will be able to read this post if he looks.

"Hi Ted, mate. Nice to see you. Come over for dinner sometime."

Wanker.

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*still twiddling thumbs* [08 Mar 2005|11:08am]
[ mood | angry ]

Yeah, that's right. I am still waiting.

For God's sake.

Not only that, but I've heard her saying she's going to read a biography about Ted Hughes before she reads the one about me. TED HUGHES?!?!?!?!?!

I mean, who is that? Come off it, hardly anyone has heard of him. His biography will be really boring.

I don't believe this.

And NOW she wants me to start commenting in communities. When she has things to say but she's too SCARED to say them herself, she thinks she's going to get me to do it instead.

I am not a happy man just now.

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*twiddles thumbs* [03 Feb 2005|07:09pm]
I wish that bitch [opheliablue] would hurry up and read those two books about me she got so that I can start writing this journal. She says she does not 'know' me well enough yet to start writing properly. She says she 'needs a better feel of me.' I bet she does. All the women say that.

I don't understand anyway. This is MY journal. What does it matter whether she knows anything about me or not? It's not like she has to write in it.

I'm also just looking forward to reading the books over her shoulder. One of the annoying things about people writing books about you after you have died is that you don't get to read them. I have been wanting to read these two for a while, although I am a bit annoyed that one of my 'cousins' has written what at first glance appears to be a sensationalist book about the 'madness' in our family.

Oh well.
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